Monday, June 07, 2010

Engaru and The Looking Glass

Last weekend Lindsay, Becca, Roz, myself, and the majority of the Hokkaido Association for Japanese Exchange Teachers (HAJET) Prefectural Council headed to President Simon Daly’s place in Engaru for our first, full, officially meeting. The Important Business Bits of the weekend went far better than I could have ever expected (not that I was expecting them to go particularly badly or anything). The Natural Beauty Bits of the weekend are better shown below (coming soon) than described here. The Childlike Wonder Bits of the weekend require a description, though, as the fact that one of Simon’s kiwi-born children only knows how to answer the question “how old are you?” with “Ni-sai!” is only the tip of the uniquely childminded iceberg.

While the Daly Children were up, we served as canvasses and mirrors for their imaginations: Grumpy Bears when we shut the doors of our side room to keep out their early risings; monsters and extraterrestrial ninjas constructing edible moons out of the intergalactic cheese of cosmic cows. We arranged names for ourselves from random strings of guttural noises.

When I told the eldest daughter that she looked like a princess in her dress, she replied that such an observation must make me a dragon, and I should do my dragon duty by chasing and trying to devour her. In my spontaneous dragon voice, scarce more than a gravelly whisper, I informed the child that I had been a dragon for longer than she could understand, that I was forced to take on my present, boy-shaped form centuries ago to escape the persecution of those like her who thought of my kind only as killers and savages.

I told her that dragons abducted princesses only so the princesses would be their friends: so the princesses would cook for them, and clean their caves, and deftly weave the kinds of little beauties that scaly dragon claws could never manage. The dragons would tell the loved ones of the princesses that they’d eaten their daughters because the dragons knew those people wanted to believe it, making it easier for the dragons to be left alone.

In becoming a mirror or a canvas for these children, all of us who still held on to our inner kinder saw the children as mirrors for us as well. While reflecting on how fluidly the telling of the dragon’s tale came to me, the two mirrors aligned, and I tumbled into their infinite regress. I started to wonder if it might not be true: if I might not have been a dragon this entire time and had forgotten, or if it might not have been a previous life.

Perhaps all of us little boys who fantasize about dragons and dinosaurs descended from them—perhaps we had always been them. And all the little girls: might they not have been the faeries and the unicorns and the birds? We, the Thunder Lizards, and them, the Airy Spirits?

What if I had previously been a tree and a dragon and a god?

Friday, June 04, 2010

Janken

Last night I won $200 (20,000) playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Except that’s absurd, and there’s no way you could ever win $200 playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.

I won the money playing Janken, which on initial inspection looks like the Japanafication of Rock, Paper, Scissors. However, it differs on some fundamental level that makes it entirely feasible for someone to win money at it.

In Japan Janken is the great equalizer. The kids seem to play it from the time they learn to walk, freeing up their hands for all of the spasmodic, epic flailing about required by the game. And once they’re old enough to play it, they seem to immediately start using it to settle disputes, in much the same way that we’d flip a coin in Canada or have an arbiter choose a number between 1 and 10.

I most often see janken getting used to settle who gets the leftovers from school lunch. All the students who are interested in a given part of lunch stand up, and they all janken off furiously for it. And “furiously” is the best word for the way Japanese students go about janken. It’s a full body sport, from my first graders who flail their hands or hop up and down excitedly as they wind up, to my fifth graders who strike elaborate poses mid-janken, throwing their handsigns like punches.

These very fifth graders nearly tore down the classroom today as we had an English lesson mostly centered on janken, poorly disguised as a lesson on “how many?”. And the best way that question could have been phrased for the lesson would be “how many of your classmates did you destroy?”. The noise and action of 25 fifth graders throwing down janken in English, Canadian (Suu-Sum-See!), Chinese, Korean, and Chinese was like the wind up to Armageddon. In all the violent throwing of handsigns, energetic posturing mid-game, and ecstatic fist-pumping at victory, I’m surprised more kids didn’t get clocked or plowed through desks and chairs in all the action. The kids were out for blood, and I had to bellow over the discord to reign them in at the end of the janken portion of the lesson.

The reason the kids throw so much of themselves into the game is also one of the main reasons janken is so very different from the western Rock, Paper, Scissors:

It is indisputable.

Regardless of the outcome of a round of janken, the decisions holds and never seems to be questioned. There is no “he cheated!”; there is no “best two out of three?”. Once you have janken-ed over it, it is decided. I saw this most keenly when I stepped up to fight for leftovers with one of my elementay classes, only to win and be forbidden to share my spoils with the runner up: the teacher informing be that janken is “Japanese law.”

When you’re talking about janken, luck never enters into the discussion. When you win at janken, it is because you are strong. When you’re beaten at janken, it’s like being bested in an arm wrestle. The game holds a bearing on this society that is ridiculous, and I wouldn’t be surprised to see business men resorting to covert hand signs to overcome commercial impasses; hung juries throwing rock, paper, scissors around to sort out their differences, the judge never batting an eye when told that they came to the decision by janken.

It’s in this world that you can win $200 at Rock, Paper, Scissors; in this world that your boss will marvel at your ability for the achievement.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

a year in The Life

Well, it’s been a year since I started this thing. I figured I’d commemorate it with some updates. This is the pretty straight forward, year-of-blog update. I've got something a little more linguistically interesting in the offing, but it will have to come a bit later.


First, I ain’t coming home

Despite thinking I was pretty clear on my decision in the Christmas cards I sent to most people, as well as in my six month post, it appears that there are some folks who are still getting surprised by my news that I recontracted with JET and will be hanging on in Furubira as the ALT until July 2011 at least. So here it is; one more time:

I’m not coming home in August 2010.

Right now I’m scheduled to be back in August of 2011, but there is always the possibility of extending my contract for a further year.


That being said, I’m coming home soon

Sorry to be contrary, but I’m coming home for a visit to Canada this July. The first bit will be in Vancouver for Amy’s birthday (that’s two years running, Thede. I hope you’re keeping track…) and Amanda’s wedding, and the second bit will be in Toronto to catch up with the family and all you mad city rats. However, for reasons of paid vacation limits and planning to work at Tokyo Orientation (even though they decided I wasn’t genki enough >:( ), it will be a very short visit. Therefore, I’m really hoping I can set up some kind of mass do so I can make sure to see everyone.


So where is Furubira, anyway?

I took a look back at those first posts and realized that I got the location of my town pretty wrong. So, though Amy’s likely the only one to care, here are some revised maps to show where I’m at in this mad archipelago.

Further, Furubira is a small fishing town of 3,800 souls—far less than the 14,000 it boasted at its prime, back when we had movie theaters and herring mansions, back before a change to off-shore fishing laws started a steady bleed of our fisherman population. I’d love to make a romantic comparison to the outports of Newfoundland, but the reality is that the fish processing our town is still engaged in seems to keep us running.


The Schools

The junior high school second graders who used to alternate between telling me to leave and telling me to die are now third graders who tell me I’m cool and that I should stay. They’re also entertaining themselves by yelling “hige!” at me from time to time and laughing as I stroke my beard in epic fashion. The junior high first graders who used to be the apple of my predecessor’s eye have slowly degraded into junior high second graders who are only now discovering the joys of telling me to die. Thankfully, my new junior high first graders became far less straight-jacket insane in their transfer over from sixth grade at the elementary school, and there are some among their number that completely blow me away with their level of English acumen.

The Elementary students are angels, like always. Well, the new fifth graders have inherrited the manic mantle from the old sixth graders, complete with the dubious honour of having their homeroom teacher leave on undisclosed, yet surely unrelated, indefinite leave. The new sixth graders are developing some attitude, but it can’t get the better of their genuine interest in learning. The new fourth graders continue to prove themselves to be wunderkind in the interest and ability they demonstrate in our twinning with my mother’s second grade class. The third graders are as fun as third graders should be, the second graders are suffering bit from a possible Sensei-Importance of English disconnect, and the first graders are the light of any day. God, that I could spend my every day trying to come up with new and creative ways to make them explode into those uninhibited peals of laughter. I’m convinced exposure to my first graders could cure cancer, those kids are so cute.

The High School is as a slowly closing High School should be, I guess. Since the year change in March-April, the third graders have graduated and moved on, the seconds have become thirds, the firsts have become seconds, and the first year class is no more. With only two classes to teach there now, I spend even less time at the school, and when we go through the whole process again next March, I’ll have only 50 minutes to teach at the high school, once every two weeks. It will be worth it, though, as the now-second-and-then-third graders at the high school have always been my very favourite students, and my Japanese Teacher of English (JTE) there is unquestionably my most manic, most entertaining teacher. He makes mad things like this on the regular.


The BOE

The other half of any ALT’s job: The Board of Education. Or, perhaps, the Bored of Education when we have to report to it on days when the schools are out and make work to do as our coworkers seem just as confused about what we’re doing there as we are. Thankfully, my BOE seems to be better than most: it is just the right mix of invested in my well-being while not being overbearing in my life. The people there are also as muppet-like as I am.


I’ve got hair

Didn’t say all these updates were going to be particularly interesting, but I’m thin on material, and this is the most hair I’ve had in a while, so deal.


And I’ve got a lady.

Which seems like a fundamentally impersonal way to talk about it, but just like with the recontracting thing, people still seem to be surprised by the news. I guess my less-than-subtle implications could have stood to be far less subtle. Her name’s Heather, and she’s from the UK. She showed up over here in the same JET group as I, and we’re placed not too far apart up here in Hokkaido, with Sapporo as a convenient meeting point between us. To quote the Barenaked Ladies, “she loves me, and her body keeps me warm…”


And since it's what started all this off, here is my own, snowier take on that photo by that Bassguitar guy on Flickr; the one that was my first image of Furubira. I'd been meaning to photograph these rocks for a while, and I finally got the chance in early April. Back then, I said that the picture had convinced me that Furubira was the kind of place I wanted to be. Now, twelve months later, I'm still thinking the same thing.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Sakura Saturdays


Sometimes I talk too much.

There's something to be had in the extreme weight of the sakura (cherry blossoms) in Japanese society, in the fact that they invest so very much of their cultural capital in something so fleeting, but for now I'll let the photos tell their own story. These were taken in Furubira on the weekend of May 15 when Heather came down for a visit.

Her timing couldn't have been better.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Victoria Day on Sapporo Dake

This has failed to synergize into the thing I wanted it to be, so I'm giving up on agonizing and am retconning it back to the date it happened. It's mostly a lot of blah blah blah, but there is a little bit of it that worked in the middle-ish, and I'll highlight that bit.

Some friends and I spent our Victoria Day weekend in a cabin with beer. Completely as it should be.

The cabin was in Japan, which was a little unorthodox for Victoria Day, and I only brought two cans of beer instead of the usual 24 as I didn’t feel like dragging copious amounts of booze half way up a mountain. Also, there were a large number of Russians, which is definitely a new addition.

But the core elements were still there: Friends, Cabins, Beer.

Heather had tracked down a hike run by our buddy Leon over at Hokkaido Adventures (who we last saw when he helped us brave an icy hurricane back in February). It was a two-day climb of Sapporo Dake with the Saturday night spent in a mountain cabin.

The hike up to the cabin was the very image of late spring. Leon had appointed me to walk at the head of our group. He’d instructed me to break any time we came to a river crossing as even this late in the season the river could still be frozen over, and he wanted to check the crossings before we attempted them. However, crossing after crossing was completely free of any signs of winter, save the rushing water of its end. The downward regions of the mountain were as if out of a fairy tale, with green, flowery growth off in the woods and the path itself sporting unbroken runners of green clovery leaves to frame the well-trodden brown. There were shaded rooms of ranked tree columns and ghibli-esque rocky rapids. There was the soft forest carpets, and there was the sucking mud. Despite Leon’s advice before the hike to be ready for snow, We didn’t reach any until late in the day on Saturday, just below the cabin. And, as if it were sitting right on some icy terminator line, it was only beyond the cabin that the river was still iced and snowed over.

The cabin itself was a rather ridiculously magical place. The downstairs was all yellow lantern light, warm woodsmoke, and the sentient, lazy clouds puffing out of the hookah. Heather commented on how that downstairs rang with a babel of voices, describing

the wonder of being in a room with people who spoke English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Russian, Japanese, Cantonese and Korean. The feeling of having my London back – of Russian Koreans and Australian Russians talking Japanese and smoking shisha, whilst a Columbian taught a Californian how to salsa dance, and people from five different countries played snap together, over a discussion of halal meat, and with the background of a half-Maori talking about losing a language, and its politically expedient reclamation, half way around the world.

The upstairs was two elevated rows of tatami mats under the exposed wooden rafters, our large camping packs standing at the heads of our bedrolls and sleeping bags like mountainous claim stakes. There was the toilet: a standard eastern squat number with one of the longest drops I’d ever seen: the used toilet paper disposed of in an artfully Japanese way involving individual origami waste boxes folded out of flyers. Our running water was also our refrigerator: an icy mountain stream channeled thorough a pipe into a small collecting pool. Its one end was a flotilla of beer cans and booze bottles, and the other the source from which we filtered and ladled our drinking and cooking water. At the cabin’s center was a large metal woodstove, and we’d remove circular pieces of it that resembled fiery manhole covers to nest the colossal cast iron kettle used for boiling water directly over the fires below. It was from this woodstove that Leon fed us rice and curry and raamen, and the heat he didn’t use would drift up into the sleeping floor through the almost decorative latticework of wood that was the vent in the ceiling. And when I lazily (and full-ly, and somewhat drunkenly) fell asleep on Saturday night, it was to the smell of this woodsmoke up in the rafters and the sound of the river’s neverending rush as it broke around the island on which the cabin stood.

Sunday was as glorious as Saturday before it—the perfect day to achieve Sapporo Dake’s peak before heading back down. We left the cabin later than intended, and we left all of our packs inside with the intent of retrieving them on our way back down from the peak. Leon had intended to lead us most of the way up to the peak on the frozen river, but one Japanese climber after another stopped in at the cabin as we were preparing to leave and cautioned us that today was the day the river would really start to melt, and to climb on it would be foolhardy. The stubborn Bush Pig eventually seemed to yield to the pressure, taking us, instead, up a trail just behind the mountain’s spring. I call it a trail, but a better word for it would be a stair. Between rocks and roots, it switchbacked up the mountain, vertically gaining remarkably quickly and looking like nothing so much as a set piece from the Lord of the Rings: a naturally disguised ladder.

On it, we climbed quickly up to the mostly unbroken fields of hard packed snow (the white stuff at the lower altitudes was mostly clinging about the river valleys). There was the white underfoot, and there was the white extending up the trunks of the birch that seemed to be the only species of tree not hampered by vertigo. All of this was capped with uninterrupted blue. There was the occasional place where one of us would break through and sink in snow up to our thighs, but, for the most part, the snow that remained this late in the season, this high up, was solid stuff where there was no need for snowshoes.

At the very peak of Sapporo Dake, the snow yielded to rock and dirt and scrub, as if this highest point was getting too close to the ever-approaching sun. But, looking out from that height, it would be easy to dream that sun was further off than we knew it to be. Looking north and east, towards Sapporo, the foothills of Sapporo Dake were lush and green, in full spring. However, to the south and west we were afforded expansive views of the ranges beyond, all of them seeming more white than green. In the distance, among the clouds, we picked out Niseko and Yotei like old friends, Leon pointing out other mountains near Toya still sleepy under snowcaps.

The first bit of the climb down from that summit wasn't much of a climb. On the way up, Leon had sighted a gully across the way from the stair we’d been climbing, and he intended to expedite our descent by having us slide down this steep slope on the snow that extended all the way down to that precariously frozen river. All he gave us for control was sticks, and all he gave us for direction was “mind the trees,” and one after another we threw ourselves down that hill, catching such speeds that I lost my hat on the way down; such speeds that Mark pulled an airborne, horizontal, pirouette-type maneuver to avoid an exposed root ball at the last minute. The walk back to the cabin from the base of the hill was similarly speedy once we realized that we were walking on that river everyone had warned us away from: the danger of it becoming real at points where we’d clamber down on a thin ladder of tramped snow and ice immediately beside a rushing waterfall.

Kitsune Station


Today, on one of the booken (adventures) that my supervisor often takes me on, I was lead through a locked door to the interior of an abandoned-looking building. I’d been by on my bike to investigate the building and the construction going on beside it last year. However, what windows there were began at least five feet off the ground, and even those were boarded over. As I craned my neck to see in, all that I could glimpse between intervening boards were hints of greenery inside this obviously derelict, yet remarkably intact, structure.

Heading inside today, we first entered a large, garage-like room that was being used for town storage (as most of the disused municipal buildings seem to be), but beyond the piles of signs and snowmobiles and miscellaneous ceremonial bits, there were metal stairs up to a half-sized sliding glass door. As my supervisor and the facility’s technician poked around in the storage, myself and Obara-san went on through the small sliding door and out onto a concrete catwalk.

The temperature beyond the door jumped a good ten degrees beneath the unbroken, peaked glass roof. All along the catwalk were remains of valves and piping, and below were two large concrete pits. Though they were dry, pipes running through their walls betrayed the fact that they had once been pools…as did the trees growing among their broken concrete. It had been these slim saplings, taking advantage of this water-treatment-facility-cum-greenhouse, that I’d glimpsed between the boards over the windows—these trees that had so confused me about what this place was.

The once-purposeful-yet-now-gone-to-seed feel of it reminded me of nothing so much as a Dharma installation out of Lost. The setting of the facility, half-way up the side of a verdant mountain, with similarly lush hills ringing it and blocking out any hint of the town beyond, certainly helped to give the impression that somewhere along the way we’d left Hokkaido and wound up on The Island.

And if the de-facto greenhouse gave the impression of Dharma That Was, walking across the courtyard, past a coy pond and through the barbed-wire-lined gates into the operational building next door was like stepping back to Dharma’s Golden Age. We were given a tour of the facility’s cool, wet interior, and the site’s technician spoke to me in Japanese about processes that I wouldn’t have understood in English. While describing the methods and apparatuses used to distill raw water into something fit for us to drink, the parts of his vocabulary I picked up on were like incantations or haikus for the hydromagic that they wrought in that building.

There was “snow” and “mountain” and “electricity;” “garbage” and “water,” and “up” and “down.” To describe the clean water, he used kirei, the word that also means “beautiful,” and the notion that the end goal of this collection of pools and pipes and pumps was “beautiful water” only added to the alchemy of it. He took us across the more modern, concrete facsimiles of the catwalks we’d been out on in The Greenhouse, and he peeled back flexible layers of plastic sheeting to reveal ponds far deeper than those we’d encountered next door. He pointed down into the dark water, indicating the arcane machinery stirring menacingly in the depths.

Standing on the lips of those wells, with only a scant rigging of aluminum lattice and plastic siding standing between the observer and meters of water, I was gripped by a unique vertigo that was as much being afraid of the dark as it was a fear of falling.


And, of course, in a turn of events fitting of the sustained mystery that is Dharma, the only camera I had to hand upon making this wondrous discovery was my poor iPhone one.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Further Elementary Afternoons

Lunch with the San-Nensei today, dictated by the laws of NIKORASU TAIMU (二コラス タイム), the equitable sharing of my genki gaijin self in five minute chunks per table--all monitored by axeman Tsukada Sensei and his stopwatch. Arriving at the second group of the day, I pose the mandatory "How are you?"s, and a given student replies with "I am bisexual! I like boys and girls!"

When it comes time to janken for scraps and left-overs, I step up to duel with the eight year-olds at their urging, and, miraculously, come out on top of the confusing five-way exchange that follows. I try to play the diplomat, offering to share and feeling low for stealing food from the mouths of babes, but in a grammatical slip-up that is remarkably accurate, Tsukada informs me "no sharing. japanese law."

But I'm not long in my gluttonous guilt as the Yo-Nensei swoop in to save me from it. In an act completely contrary to the increasingly ravenous nature of the higher grades, the fourth graders gift their leftovers to the thirds. I pause in it, chalking up one more reason for why the fourth graders may just be my favourites.

And then it's back to the madness of ニコラス タイム, and the students clamour to tell me how they are, stringing together as many of the adjectives they know and, unwittingly, posing deep, metaphysical questions about whether someone can be at once hot and cold. One of them orders me to sit as she clambers onto my shoulders, braiding her fingers into my hair and reigning me towards the gym. There, Nojima Sensei and I are instructed that today teachers are Oni, as we always are, and the children put us through our paces as we're forced to chase them through the monstrous, echoing space.

Afterwards, sweaty and spent, I can hardly take a seat in the teacher's office before one of our Ichi-Nensei catches sight of me through the window, and her classmates' adorable calls of "HARO NIKORASU!" draw me outside to answer questions of "what is hana in English? what is boshi? what is sakura?". I comb the playground grass with them, searching intently for who knows what, and overcoming their shrieks to take my turn at braiding flowers into their hair.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Geographic Illiteracy

Matthew, my tatami timeshare/biking guest and I almost come to blows over how little of Canada he's seen, despite being born and raised on Vancouver island in Victoria. Well, I say come to blows, but the reality would have been one of me laying blows upon a hapless Matthew. Worse still was when we were talking about sights on Vancouver island itself. Though he was based in Victoria, at it's extreme southern tip, I thought that--surely--he would have roamed a bit across the island. I called back to my adventure last July, mentioning names like Coombs and Cathedral Grove, and Ucluelet and Tofino. I mentioned Pacific Rim National Park; I mentioned Clayquot Sound. Through it all, Matthew sat with a vacant, scantly searching stare on his face.

"I think I went to Tofino once or twice," he replied.

"Well then SURELY you stopped in Pacific Rim to see the coastal rain forests? SURELY you would have turned in at Cathedral Grove to try and wrap your arms around some of the larges trees in Canada?"

He replied that he hadn't, replied that be was amazed to discover that not only did Canada have rainforest but that they were located so close to where he'd lived all of his life.

My eyes misted slightly as I told him about the Douglas Firs like colossal columns in Cathedral Grove, about the forests of Pacific Rim where the bark of trees was so moist as to serve as soil for ferns and mosses and other trees. Each was a place so full of life that they could serve as archetypes for Nature and Growth and Forest.

He mused that he'd have to put them on a list of places to visit when he got home, seeming to imply that he'd never thought there was all that much to see on Vancouver Island.

In an alternate reality, wherein failure to appreciate beauty naturally wrought was a corporally punishable offense, I could have throttled the guy. He lived within spitting distance of some of Canada's greatest natural wonders, and he'd gone his whole life without knowing they existed. Some people have joked about me moving to Japan and never coming back (and there have been times when I've had fleeting thoughts of it), but the place they should really worry about losing me to is British Columbia.

Though when I come back to visit Canada this summer I will be stopping in BC on a point of business (attending Amanda's wedding), I nonetheless am relishing the excuse to be back in that place--secretly hoping that I had MORE time on the coast to rent a car to go climbing up the sea-to-sky highway along Howe Sound, on the way to the mountain valley of Whistler, or taking that car up through Coombs and Cathedral Grove, over the mountainous hump of Vancouver Island, and down into the mists of the Pacific Rim.

I reigned in my shock and disappointment, and I tried to put it to Matthew straight:

"There is so much of Canada that you have yet to see: so much in your very backyard that is essential and you have yet to experience."

And that is advice that I feel I should perhaps endeavour to diseminate more widely. Even if the only person who ever takes it to heart and actually sees these wonders on Vancouver Island is Saff, I'll feel like it will have been worth it.

You should all go, though: to Tofino and to the Avalon Penninsula and to Peggy's Cove; to Lake of The Woods and to Haida Gwaii. We all seem to spend so much time dreaming about the foreign climbs we'll summit when there is still so very much to see in the country where we lay down our heads to sleep every night. I feel like being so far away from it all in this foreign place has given me more perspective on it; an absence to make my heart grow fonder of its lakes and its trees. As I give my advice to Matthew, my fellow Canadian, in far-off Japan, I can't help taking the advice myself--planning already to practice what I preach when I say "there is still so much to see in Canada."