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Thursday, July 08, 2010

Crazy Hair

All credit for the following goes to Our Man Neil, and a far more beautifully illustrated version of this poem can be found Here.

This is Bonnie, this is me
I'm eleven, Bonnie's three
She says, I don't mean to stare
Mister, you've got crazy hair

Crazy hair? oh me oh my
Crazy hair, I thought I'd die
I said, miss, how do you dare
Talk about my crazy hair?

This hair you know is all my own
Since I was two my hair has grown
Birds fly down from everywhere
Nesting in my crazy hair

Butterflies and cockatoos
Reds and yellows, greens and blues
Make me look beyond compare
Walking with my crazy hair

In my hair gorillas leap
Tigers stalk and ground-sloths sleep
Prides of lions make their lair
Somewhere, in my crazy hair

Hunters send in expeditions
Radio back their positions
Still we've lost a dozen there
Lost inside my crazy hair

You hear music? Dancers too?
I can hear them, well can you
They play tunes beyond compare
Dancing through my crazy hair

Huge balloons come down to land
People wave, it's very grand
They take off from everywhere
Drift across my crazy hair

There are pools and water slides
Carousels and pony rides
All the fun of any fair
Waits inside my crazy hair

Twisting, tangling, trails and loops
Treasure chests and pirates' loots
These await the ones who dare
Navigate my crazy hair

Here's my comb, young Bonnie said
Run it now across your head
That's what I do with great care
When I have such crazy hair

Child, are you mad?! I cried
Combs and brushes have been tried!
One was eaten by a bear
Prowling through my crazy hair

Bonnie said, you bend down here
I will comb it, is that clear?
I said, miss, just be aware
This is really crazy hair

I bent down and Bonnie swiped
combed and curried, rubbed and wiped
Now, she said, you look-
But there came a rumbling from my hair

One huge growling head peered out
Said, what is this all about?
One huge arm reached out of there
Pulled her in my crazy hair

Bonnie has the finest time
Teaching lions how to rhyme
Riding slides and great balloons
Finding hunters, losing moons

Playing with the pretty birds
Teaching parrots naughty words
Sewing up the pirates' vests
Digging buried treasure chests

Hibernating with the bear
Dancing with the dancers there
Happy as a millionaire
Safe inside my crazy hair


Video of Neil reading Crazy Hair.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

a year in The Life

Well, it’s been a year since I started this thing. I figured I’d commemorate it with some updates. This is the pretty straight forward, year-of-blog update. I've got something a little more linguistically interesting in the offing, but it will have to come a bit later.


First, I ain’t coming home

Despite thinking I was pretty clear on my decision in the Christmas cards I sent to most people, as well as in my six month post, it appears that there are some folks who are still getting surprised by my news that I recontracted with JET and will be hanging on in Furubira as the ALT until July 2011 at least. So here it is; one more time:

I’m not coming home in August 2010.

Right now I’m scheduled to be back in August of 2011, but there is always the possibility of extending my contract for a further year.


That being said, I’m coming home soon

Sorry to be contrary, but I’m coming home for a visit to Canada this July. The first bit will be in Vancouver for Amy’s birthday (that’s two years running, Thede. I hope you’re keeping track…) and Amanda’s wedding, and the second bit will be in Toronto to catch up with the family and all you mad city rats. However, for reasons of paid vacation limits and planning to work at Tokyo Orientation (even though they decided I wasn’t genki enough >:( ), it will be a very short visit. Therefore, I’m really hoping I can set up some kind of mass do so I can make sure to see everyone.


So where is Furubira, anyway?

I took a look back at those first posts and realized that I got the location of my town pretty wrong. So, though Amy’s likely the only one to care, here are some revised maps to show where I’m at in this mad archipelago.

Further, Furubira is a small fishing town of 3,800 souls—far less than the 14,000 it boasted at its prime, back when we had movie theaters and herring mansions, back before a change to off-shore fishing laws started a steady bleed of our fisherman population. I’d love to make a romantic comparison to the outports of Newfoundland, but the reality is that the fish processing our town is still engaged in seems to keep us running.


The Schools

The junior high school second graders who used to alternate between telling me to leave and telling me to die are now third graders who tell me I’m cool and that I should stay. They’re also entertaining themselves by yelling “hige!” at me from time to time and laughing as I stroke my beard in epic fashion. The junior high first graders who used to be the apple of my predecessor’s eye have slowly degraded into junior high second graders who are only now discovering the joys of telling me to die. Thankfully, my new junior high first graders became far less straight-jacket insane in their transfer over from sixth grade at the elementary school, and there are some among their number that completely blow me away with their level of English acumen.

The Elementary students are angels, like always. Well, the new fifth graders have inherrited the manic mantle from the old sixth graders, complete with the dubious honour of having their homeroom teacher leave on undisclosed, yet surely unrelated, indefinite leave. The new sixth graders are developing some attitude, but it can’t get the better of their genuine interest in learning. The new fourth graders continue to prove themselves to be wunderkind in the interest and ability they demonstrate in our twinning with my mother’s second grade class. The third graders are as fun as third graders should be, the second graders are suffering bit from a possible Sensei-Importance of English disconnect, and the first graders are the light of any day. God, that I could spend my every day trying to come up with new and creative ways to make them explode into those uninhibited peals of laughter. I’m convinced exposure to my first graders could cure cancer, those kids are so cute.

The High School is as a slowly closing High School should be, I guess. Since the year change in March-April, the third graders have graduated and moved on, the seconds have become thirds, the firsts have become seconds, and the first year class is no more. With only two classes to teach there now, I spend even less time at the school, and when we go through the whole process again next March, I’ll have only 50 minutes to teach at the high school, once every two weeks. It will be worth it, though, as the now-second-and-then-third graders at the high school have always been my very favourite students, and my Japanese Teacher of English (JTE) there is unquestionably my most manic, most entertaining teacher. He makes mad things like this on the regular.


The BOE

The other half of any ALT’s job: The Board of Education. Or, perhaps, the Bored of Education when we have to report to it on days when the schools are out and make work to do as our coworkers seem just as confused about what we’re doing there as we are. Thankfully, my BOE seems to be better than most: it is just the right mix of invested in my well-being while not being overbearing in my life. The people there are also as muppet-like as I am.


I’ve got hair

Didn’t say all these updates were going to be particularly interesting, but I’m thin on material, and this is the most hair I’ve had in a while, so deal.


And I’ve got a lady.

Which seems like a fundamentally impersonal way to talk about it, but just like with the recontracting thing, people still seem to be surprised by the news. I guess my less-than-subtle implications could have stood to be far less subtle. Her name’s Heather, and she’s from the UK. She showed up over here in the same JET group as I, and we’re placed not too far apart up here in Hokkaido, with Sapporo as a convenient meeting point between us. To quote the Barenaked Ladies, “she loves me, and her body keeps me warm…”


And since it's what started all this off, here is my own, snowier take on that photo by that Bassguitar guy on Flickr; the one that was my first image of Furubira. I'd been meaning to photograph these rocks for a while, and I finally got the chance in early April. Back then, I said that the picture had convinced me that Furubira was the kind of place I wanted to be. Now, twelve months later, I'm still thinking the same thing.